Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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