OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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