Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
