i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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