Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
