Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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