I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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