It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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