Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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