I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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