Your tits are I can't wait for
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you didnt know i had herpes?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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