i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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