No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize