i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
my poor anus
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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