i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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