How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's just like the Real World with babies
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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