I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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