I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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