I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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