how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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