Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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