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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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