just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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