I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You had me at "let me see your balls"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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