Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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