Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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