What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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