so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
