The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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