This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
operation have a gay friend backfired
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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