i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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