Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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