do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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