high people should be assigned attendants
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize