He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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