i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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