just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Who died my cat blue again?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
