He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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