you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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