yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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