through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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