You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
