are you still at the devil's house?
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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