We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
