i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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