I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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