every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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