brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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