sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
