It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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