I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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