I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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