your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i barfeds in our rink
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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