her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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