The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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