What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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