Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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