she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm always down for nudity.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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